Attention aspiring Federlines: Lindsay Lohan reportedly wants to get hitched.  Well, ok, she wants something more like Britney’s first (55 hour?) marriage - so it will be up to you to convince her to ditch the annulment.  The good news is that if you pull that part off, you’re probably in it without a prenup.

The bad news is the emotional baggage Lindsay said she would bring to a relationship.  And if you are the jealous type, watch out, because she’s ready to bare a couple assets to go after an Oscar.

Getting back to the “no prenup” part, the good news is that she’s rich.  Lindsay Lohan just signed on to be the new face of Louis Vuitton, oh, and I hear she acts and sings and stuff to.  So get your trucker cap and tank top ready, fellas.  And don’t forget to forget to shave.  If you are going to be the next K-Fed, you had better look the part.

1. Someone allegedly has one of the photo albums Paris left behind in a storage facility up for sale on eBay.  Bid as of writing this: $200.  I’m not sure how many copies of One Night in Paris that translates to.  Auction ends at Mar-19-06 20:22:35 PST.
2. She’s trying to get a $10 million lawsuit dropped, by taking the plantiff to dinner?
3. Not only was Paris banned from the Vanity Fair party, she’s been banned from future Elton John parties.  She wasn’t banned for wild behavior, though.  She allegedly didn’t make a donation to Elton’s charity.
4. People pay more attention to what you’re doing if you mention her:  Paris Hilton isn’t banned from The Simpsons, where she will voice a character in an upcoming episode.  That makes her about the one millionth celebrity to appear on the show.
5. Does that cast come in pink?  Paris Hilton has a broken toe? 
6. Shameless self promotion: Celebrity Wonk has a Paris Hilton Photo Gallery.

Paris Hilton’s celebrity started with a party, and it looks like the beginning of the end is starting with one as well.  In the midst of the post-Oscar feeding frenzy, there’s one story worth noting - Paris Hilton, the A-List party goer wasn’t invited to the party for the A-List.

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Paris Hilton just got a date.  But it’s up to a judge to decide if this one gets videotaped.

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I was watching TV the other day - a common occurrence - when Tempestt Bledsoe came on screen.  She’s on Celebrity Fit Club  and was doing some runway shoot or another.  What astounded me was how rapidly I recognized her after years of her being off the radar.  Is it just my mind that has a huge vault of celebrity names and faces in it?  I don’t think so.  And just how big is that vault?  Well, I came up with a way to find out.

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Lindsey, 

You’re world champion in your chosen sport.  You have youthful good looks.  Visa loves you.  The Donnas are singing your praises.  You will have people interested in your sport for a solid week, which is more than it probably has ever received.  To top it off, you cut off part of your hair to help kids with cancer.  In summary, you’re Mother Theresa on a snowboard.

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