http://www.celebritywonk.com The Jealous Wannabees who Pretend they are Not really interested in the Celebrities They Stalk Wed, 18 Jul 2007 23:31:33 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en John Lovitz beat the crap out of Andy Dick.  Best news all day. http://www.celebritywonk.com/2007/07/john-lovitz-knows-dick/ This just in: Jessica Alba has been chosen to host the MTV Movie Awards.  This is a strange precedent to say the least.  She's hardly the typical host, and I'm pretty certain she will do a terrible job.  Here's why: She isn't funny - leave this job to the Billy Crystals ... http://www.celebritywonk.com/2006/05/why-jessica-alba-shouldnt-host-the-mtv-movie-awards/ Paris Hilton has been called a lot of things.  For example, Lost star  Dominic Monaghan says she's - how do I sum this up - hungry for publicity.  Talk about stating the obvious.  But the former hobbit didn't rail on her looks (like a guy who can play a hobbit ... http://www.celebritywonk.com/2006/04/is-paris-hilton-ugly/ Paris Hilton has made a career of doing the impossible.  For starters, she took a poorly shot home video and turned it into a career.  Let's see you pull that off.  Granted, she had the advantage of being born filthy rich, but I don't see any other rich kids handling adversity the way Paris does.  She ... http://www.celebritywonk.com/2006/04/paris-hilton-nine-lives/ Think you've had enough of Paris Hilton?  Oh, no you haven't.  The Princess of Branding has now licensed her image to go on a line of mobile video games.  The Department of Irony must note that the same woman who had her cellphone hacked into is now hawking software to ... http://www.celebritywonk.com/2006/04/paris-goes-mobile/ When a celebrity dies, a variety of things happen, depending on what list the celebrity was on. For a low level celeb - say Chris Farley - the news will run a brief report, perhaps with bullet points about his career. When a bigger celeb dies, more happens, a longer ... http://www.celebritywonk.com/2006/04/how-to-properly-honor-a-celebritys-death/ Hugh Hefner sure does have a way with the ladies.  He's apparently gotten Jessica Alba to drop her demand that Playboy stop it's March issue. Apparently, in Playboy's relentless quest for the callipygian ideal, they snagged a promo shot of a bikini-clad Jessica Alba from Into the Blue and dropped it ... http://www.celebritywonk.com/2006/04/jessica-alba-and-hugh-hefner-bff/ Is there such a thing as too much plastic surgery?  I think so, and I think I have a few questions celebrities might want to ask themselves before embarking on that next trip to the doctor, inspired by this photo of Fergie over on A Socialite's Life.  I've created it ... http://www.celebritywonk.com/2006/04/too-much-plastic-surgery/ Where did this quote come from? "I won't let this woman get away." The villain in Kiss The Girls. Michael Douglas in Basic Instinct. Tom Cruise on Katie Holmes Find the answer here.  Note: The quote may have been translated from German.  But it still creeped me out. http://www.celebritywonk.com/2006/04/quote-of-the-day/ It's gettin' hard out there for an Heiress:  Three 6 Mafia is reportedly recording with Paris Hilton.  Paris Hilton also up for a movie role as Mother Teresa (see number six).  No comments on what role she's better suited for... Someone recently called me a "Communist" because I don't watch American Idol.  I think that ... http://www.celebritywonk.com/2006/03/celebrity-six-pack-paris-and-pimps-britney-and-lawyers-tv-and-communism/