Paris Hilton just got a date.  But it’s up to a judge to decide if this one gets videotaped.

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1. Get in the (fashion) line: The lesser Hilton unveils a fashion line along with other celebs, including the white trash-tastic Jaime Pressly. I’d tell you what other celebs had clothing lines, but they’d just bore you. After all, Nicky reportedly had models dancing to “Toni Basil’s ’80s hit ‘Mickey,’ changed to ‘Oh Nicky.’” You just can’t beat marketing skills like that.
2. Why I’m going to run for office: New Mexico govenor dines with Jessica Simpson.
3. Not funny: Sheryl Crow is fighting cancer, and it looks like she’s winning. Lance Armstrong, no stranger to Crow or cancer speaks to Star Magazine on the subject.
4. Try as they might, TomKat can’t break free of rumors.
5. Carmen Electra, opera fan?

6. You can’t make this stuff up: Looks like the previous rumors are true. Paris Hilton will have to live the ‘Simple Life’ as she readies herself for the role of her life: Mother Teresa.

Photo provided by Photorazzi.

That’s right, kids.  A Paris Hiton photo gallery is now on the site.  Paris Hilton is our favorite for sure, so she came first.  Check back for galleries of other celebs soon.  You may now heap praise in our general direction.

Looks like Liza Minnelli isn’t the only one who can make a grown man cower in fear.  Paris Hilton also has the ability to lay the smack down.  Brian Quintana, a party planner managed to get a restraining order issued against Paris Hilton the other day.  Which begs the question, who’s afraid of Paris Hilton?

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Well, the news is out there: someone stole some of Paris Hilton’s sizeable stash of stuff.   But the real lesson for all of us is this: if you steal a celebrity’s stuff, don’t call a national newspaper to brag about it.

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