Attention, Paris Hilton.  Your 15 minutes have officially expired.

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As the Olympics roll on, celebrities are being born and others are finding that they will only get 7 of their 15 minutes of fame.  Never mind that people who can’t sing will outshine them anyway.  Forget medal counts, here’s what really matters, the celebrity count, and the results might surprise you.

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Lindsey, 

You’re world champion in your chosen sport.  You have youthful good looks.  Visa loves you.  The Donnas are singing your praises.  You will have people interested in your sport for a solid week, which is more than it probably has ever received.  To top it off, you cut off part of your hair to help kids with cancer.  In summary, you’re Mother Theresa on a snowboard.

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