1. It’s gettin’ hard out there for an Heiress:  Three 6 Mafia is reportedly recording with Paris Hilton.  Paris Hilton also up for a movie role as Mother Teresa (see number six).  No comments on what role she’s better suited for…
2. Someone recently called me a “Communist” because I don’t watch American Idol.  I think that was pretty harsh.  It’s not that I don’t like Idol.  It’s just that I’m so busy building statues of Lenin and organizing worker’s rallies and whatnot.  Thank goodness they watched so I didn’t have to.  I don’t want to give it away, but there was a big surprise on this show.  Apparently one of the karaoke singers was voted off!
3. Britney Sues: It’s getting hard out there for a South Korean pop star.  Well, at least for one who allegedly “partially plagiarized” a Britney Spears song that I’ve never heard.
4. Britney Gets Sued: In the same story, Britney getting sued for allegedly not paying people who worked for her.  That’s boring.
5. What’s not Boring:  The alleged sex tape case for Britney and Kevin is still on hold.  It seems that such a tape is mandatory publicity for any non-A-List or faded star.  Sigh.
6. People who understand this show are too busy having a life to sit around watching television: Arrested Development may be gone forever.

What a difference a Federline makes.  Before Kevin, Britney Spears was on top of the world, and it didn’t look like the pop princes was going to slow down any time soon.  Then the Fresno Kid swooped into her life…

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