Paris Hilton has made a career of doing the impossible. For starters, she took a poorly shot home video and turned it into a career. Let’s see you pull that off. Granted, she had the advantage of being born filthy rich, but I don’t see any other rich kids handling adversity the way Paris does. She escapes problems that are largely her own making, and does it with style.
Here’s the latest list of her triumphs over death and defeat:
- She narrowly escaped electrocution - Seriously. Well, it isn’t like she was saving children in the process. She apparently just about fried herself while drunk during a party.
- Lose a very expensive car in a poker game - then got a chance to win it back.
- Win tons of endorsements and photo shoots - in spite of a report that she may actually damage a product’s chances.
How Paris Hilton does this is a mystery for all to behold and wonder. But she’s not out of the woods, yet. She’s now being accused in an underage booze scandal. Somehow, I think the Heiress is going to handle that ok as well.
