Paris Goes Mobile

Think you’ve had enough of Paris Hilton?  Oh, no you haven’t.  The Princess of Branding has now licensed her image to go on a line of mobile video games.  The Department of Irony must note that the same woman who had her cellphone hacked into is now hawking software to run on them.  No word if the images will be grainy green night-cam type images or nice ones like we have in our Paris Hilton Gallery.

But the saying goes, where there’s a market, there’s a licensing agreement, so Paris has jumped in.  And who can blame her?  She probably needs the money after allegedly losing a ($178,000) car in a poker game.  So at least one charitable group has come forward to try an help her in her plight.

But as people are trying their best to help her, there will be those with less noble motives for the woman picked to play Mother Teresa.  Blogcritics make a good point when it says, “mod makers will be hard at work trying to create a disrobing technique for these titles.”  I’m not sure if there’s an over/under line on what date that mod will be complete, but I think I’d take the “under.”