Paris Hilton has been called a lot of things.  For example, Lost star  Dominic Monaghan says she’s - how do I sum this up - hungry for publicity.  Talk about stating the obvious.  But the former hobbit didn’t rail on her looks (like a guy who can play a hobbit has anything to say about what’s ugly).

But Paris has reportedly won an “Ugly” (as in ugly advertising) award for her work in a burger ad.  I’m not sure how that was ugly.  It just shows that she was hungry, if not for burgers, for publicity.  As for her looks?  Well, you decide.

Paris Hilton has made a career of doing the impossible.  For starters, she took a poorly shot home video and turned it into a career.  Let’s see you pull that off.  Granted, she had the advantage of being born filthy rich, but I don’t see any other rich kids handling adversity the way Paris does.  She escapes problems that are largely her own making, and does it with style.

Here’s the latest list of her triumphs over death and defeat:

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Think you’ve had enough of Paris Hilton?  Oh, no you haven’t.  The Princess of Branding has now licensed her image to go on a line of mobile video games.  The Department of Irony must note that the same woman who had her cellphone hacked into is now hawking software to run on them.  No word if the images will be grainy green night-cam type images or nice ones like we have in our Paris Hilton Gallery.

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When a celebrity dies, a variety of things happen, depending on what list the celebrity was on. For a low level celeb - say Chris Farley - the news will run a brief report, perhaps with bullet points about his career. When a bigger celeb dies, more happens, a longer news report and maybe a basic cable station runs their marathon of that person’s movies.

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Hugh Hefner sure does have a way with the ladies.  He’s apparently gotten Jessica Alba to drop her demand that Playboy stop it’s March issue.

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Is there such a thing as too much plastic surgery?  I think so, and I think I have a few questions celebrities might want to ask themselves before embarking on that next trip to the doctor, inspired by this photo of Fergie over on A Socialite’s Life.  I’ve created it as a form letter, for ease of use.  Just circle any appropriate items and send to a celebrity you care about.  Think of it as a public service.

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Where did this quote come from?

“I won’t let this woman get away.”

1. The villain in Kiss The Girls.
2. Michael Douglas in Basic Instinct.
3. Tom Cruise on Katie Holmes

Find the answer here. 

Note: The quote may have been translated from German.  But it still creeped me out.