There’s times when I just don’t know what to say. Apparently Tom Cruise recently reenacted his Oprah couch jumping scene. I’m not sure what part of the brain sends out the “dude, that was stupid, don’t do that again” signal, but Tom’s has been disrupted.
Then again, given the box office that War of the Worlds drew, maybe Tom thought he would go to the well once more to promote Mission Impossible: 3 and Thank You For Smoking. Maybe it’s true love? Maybe Katie Holmes has Tom Cruise in such a fit that no couch or chair should rest easy? I don’t want to sound cynical, but I’ve been there, and no furniture was harmed.
This also will simultaneously fuel and diminish rumors that Tom and Katie have split.
Think you can beat my comments in 50 words or less? A Socialite’s Life has a boffo caption contest featuring TomKat this week. Enjoy…
You know, they’re soon gonna change the phrase “jumped the shark” to “jumped the couch”, in honour of Tom Cruise. As in, ‘his career really jumped the couch’.
Comment by rama — April 4, 2006 @ 10:25 am