Paris Hilton Gets a (Court) Date

Paris Hilton just got a date.  But it’s up to a judge to decide if this one gets videotaped.

It looks like Spetember 18th is the day Paris Hilton goes to court to defend herself against slander charges.

For those of you keeping score at home, this is the case where Paris is accused of feeding the press nasty stories about diamond heiress Zeta Graff, who no one’s ever heard of.   It is not the:

• Case involving Joe Francis, founder of the Girls Gone Wild videos.  This is Joe’s battle, but somehow Paris is involved.  Even I can’t keep all the detials straight.
• The case of the party planner who put a restraining order on Paris.
• Case where Hilton’s possessions were “lost” after a storage bill went unpaid.
• Case where Hilton allegedly urinated in the back of a cab.  And the cabbie kept the towel he wiped it up with as proof.  I swear I’m not making that up. 

And if that isn’t enough to keep a girl busy, Paris Hilton is still becoming a famous actress.  Not just a little famous, either.  More famous-er than Charlize Theron famous.  That’s right, the girl with dog named Tinkerbell thinks she will compete for the same parts as the Monster and North Country star.  Time will tell if she can pull off a convincing Mother Teresa.  I wonder if anyone told her about the whole “vow of poverty” thing?