When you buy a car, it isn’t news. Heck, when a rock star or a rapper buys a car and has rims that cost more than my house put on it, it isn’t news. But when Paris Hilton buys a car, it’s news. Big news. The Princess of Branding just bought a $450,000 car, and that, my friend, is news.
It goes a reported 208 mph, which might make her a bit hard to catch, but don’t worry, you will soon be able to track her location on the internet. It’s like LoJack for celebrities. I’m simultaneously repulsed by such an invasion of privacy and angry that I hadn’t thought of it first.
No word if she will wash it while wearing a bikini and eating a cheeseburger.