Attention aspiring Federlines: Lindsay Lohan reportedly wants to get hitched. Well, ok, she wants something more like Britney’s first (55 hour?) marriage - so it will be up to you to convince her to ditch the annulment. The good news is that if you pull that part off, you’re probably in it without a prenup.
The bad news is the emotional baggage Lindsay said she would bring to a relationship. And if you are the jealous type, watch out, because she’s ready to bare a couple assets to go after an Oscar.
Getting back to the “no prenup” part, the good news is that she’s rich. Lindsay Lohan just signed on to be the new face of Louis Vuitton, oh, and I hear she acts and sings and stuff to. So get your trucker cap and tank top ready, fellas. And don’t forget to forget to shave. If you are going to be the next K-Fed, you had better look the part.
You and your website represent a portion of society that is becoming more and more prevalent. “The Jealous Wannabees who Pretend they are Not really interested in the Celebrities They Stalk”. Everything you write shows that your very existence revolves around the private lives of strangers. What they do, eat, think, wear, what their occupations are. You follow people you don’t even know, and put them down, make fun of them, at all turns. I’m more than sure, that you might just feel a little left out. No one cares about you. Maybe if you get a life of your own, and do something worthy of press coverage, strangers will obsess over what YOU do. You pathetic, jealous little snail.
I’m sorry that having a website about the interesting relationships of strangers, doesn’t satisfy you. Psychotherapy and medication are always options. Fuck Off you sad example of todays’ society.
Comment by Not a jealous man — March 19, 2006 @ 1:02 pm