March 23, 2006
- Pete Doherty, who I’ve never heard of, pleaded guilty to drug charges, then kicked a reporter. What happened to the good old days, when rockers would just overdose and be done with it? Well, just because he hasn’t, doesn’t mean he’s not trying…
- Is it because she’s hot? Grown woman has an affair with a 14-year-old and then walks free. No reporters were kicked. I just hope Entertainment Tonight doesn’t turn child molestation into celebrity this time.
- Lesson in delayed gratification: A football players brother adds 4 1/2 years to his jail sentence because he didn’t report for jail. Why was he late? He wanted to see his brother play in the Super Bowl. Oh, and the after-party with Snoop-Dogg. What would you take in exchange for 54 months in prison?
- Most celebrities really clean up their look to impress a court. You know, little things, like combing. Not Phill Spector. (See photo with story)
- How is this news? Sharon Stone says, “It’s pretty easy for me to be naked.” Are you sure, Sharon? I mean all of your roles so far, are well… Darn, she sprained the part of my brain that does sarcasm.
- Jessica Alba: Not nude for nobody, no way, no how. Maybe she should steal the role for Mother Teresa from Paris Hilton?
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