- It’s gettin’ hard out there for an Heiress: Three 6 Mafia is reportedly recording with Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton also up for a movie role as Mother Teresa (see number six). No comments on what role she’s better suited for…
- Someone recently called me a “Communist” because I don’t watch American Idol. I think that was pretty harsh. It’s not that I don’t like Idol. It’s just that I’m so busy building statues of Lenin and organizing worker’s rallies and whatnot. Thank goodness they watched so I didn’t have to. I don’t want to give it away, but there was a big surprise on this show. Apparently one of the karaoke singers was voted off!
- Britney Sues: It’s getting hard out there for a South Korean pop star. Well, at least for one who allegedly “partially plagiarized” a Britney Spears song that I’ve never heard.
- Britney Gets Sued: In the same story, Britney getting sued for allegedly not paying people who worked for her. That’s boring.
- What’s not Boring: The alleged sex tape case for Britney and Kevin is still on hold. It seems that such a tape is mandatory publicity for any non-A-List or faded star. Sigh.
- People who understand this show are too busy having a life to sit around watching television: Arrested Development may be gone forever.
Celebrity Six Pack: Paris and Pimps, Britney and Lawyers, TV and Communism
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