Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly getting married - in the middle of a lake. And not just on an island, on a boat. That’s presumably to avoid the photographers, reporters, hangers-on, fans, stalkers, vengeful fans of Jennifer Anniston and third-world orphans hoping for a shot at the good life. One can only assume that paparazzi are getting quotes on suba and mini-submarine rentals.
If the stories are right, Angelina will be wearing a gown from Goodwill. No, not something made by some designer named Goodwill - a dress from the charitable donation store Goodwill. I’m not sure what’s worse. Angelina showing up in some ten-million dollar dress or buying one that someone who can’t afford anything else could have worn.
No word on what her orphan holder will be wearing.