http://www.celebritywonk.com/2006/03/37-year-old-man-fears-paris-hilton/ The Jealous Wannabees who Pretend they are Not really interested in the Celebrities They Stalk Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:02:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 http://www.celebritywonk.com/2006/03/37-year-old-man-fears-paris-hilton/#comment-28 Celebrity Wonk » An Open Letter to Paris Hilton Fri, 17 Mar 2006 16:20:23 +0000 http://www.celebritywonk.com/2006/03/37-year-old-man-fears-paris-hilton/#comment-28 [...] You make your living - a rather large living - by going to parties.  But that led to some behaviors that got you banned from the Vanity Fair Oscar party.  That would have been something one could recover from, but then you went and got banned from Elton’s parties as well.  And just a quick note:  if you want to keep attending cool parties, try to avoid restraining orders from party planners. [...] [...] You make your living - a rather large living - by going to parties.  But that led to some behaviors that got you banned from the Vanity Fair Oscar party.  That would have been something one could recover from, but then you went and got banned from Elton’s parties as well.  And just a quick note:  if you want to keep attending cool parties, try to avoid restraining orders from party planners. [...]

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