Looks like Liza Minnelli isn’t the only one who can make a grown man cower in fear. Paris Hilton also has the ability to lay the smack down. Brian Quintana, a party planner managed to get a restraining order issued against Paris Hilton the other day. Which begs the question, who’s afraid of Paris Hilton?
Quintana reportedly said he was in “imminent danger” from Hilton. I haven’t seen pictures of Quintana (who has?), but I’ve seen pictures of Paris (who hasn’t?) and I think David Spade could take her - in under 8 rounds anyway.
Then again, a CourtTV.com says that Quintana feared for his life and even feared that Hilton wanted a hit put out on him. Maybe that’s just courtroom posturing. I don’t know Paris personally, but I’ve never thought she’d be a good cast pick for The Sopranos. Maybe winning a Lifetime Achievement Wonkie has gone to her head.
Of course, Hilton’s rep, Elliot Mintz, denied the accusations. Which is amazing. Not because he denied the accusations, but because he had time to even respond. Here’s what’s on his plate:
- A case involving Joe Francis, founder of the Girls Gone Wild videos. Is there more grainy video of Paris on tape?
- A $10 million slander suit.
- Hilton’s possessions getting “lost” after a storage bill went unpaid.
- A nasty case of Hilton allegedly urinating in the back of a cab. (gross!)
It’s takes time just to sort it all out in a blog and I’m not sure if I got all of it. I hope he’s paid well.