- Get in the (fashion) line: The lesser Hilton unveils a fashion line along with other celebs, including the white trash-tastic Jaime Pressly. I’d tell you what other celebs had clothing lines, but they’d just bore you. After all, Nicky reportedly had models dancing to “Toni Basil’s ’80s hit ‘Mickey,’ changed to ‘Oh Nicky.’” You just can’t beat marketing skills like that.
- Why I’m going to run for office: New Mexico govenor dines with Jessica Simpson.
- Not funny: Sheryl Crow is fighting cancer, and it looks like she’s winning. Lance Armstrong, no stranger to Crow or cancer speaks to Star Magazine on the subject.
- Try as they might, TomKat can’t break free of rumors.
- Carmen Electra, opera fan?
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You can’t make this stuff up: Looks like the previous rumors are true. Paris Hilton will have to live the ‘Simple Life’ as she readies herself for the role of her life: Mother Teresa.
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