February 14, 2006
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Celebrity Six Pack: Bald is Beautiful?

Filed under: celebrity 7:56 am
  1. I always thought that Natalie Portman would look just like Sinéad O’Connor if she only shaved her head.  Why I think about things like that is beyond me.  Now I get to find out if I’m right.
  2. Americans in Paris:  Will Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt end up neighbors to Johnny DeppThey sure seem to be the happy couple there.
  3. Her boots were made for walkin’, but are here $160 open toe shoes made for selling?  Jessica Simpson has gone from acne-prone B-list teen singer to an upscale brand.
  4. You can’t make this stuff up: Someone wants Paris Hilton to play Mother TeresaYou can’t accuse them of type casting.
  5. Instead of, “May I see your license and registration?” it will be “don’t make me angry, you won’t like me when I’m angry.”  The Hulk gets a badge.
  6. Scott Stapp outdoes Britney in the Redneck with Money competition by gettting married and arrested in the same day.

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