Early spring is a wonderful time of year.  The snow is melting, flowers are starting to bloom, ten-thousand dollar designer dresses are being sewn and limos are getting detailed.  That’s right, it’s not only the time when the entire Northern Hemisphere awakens in a annual celebration of life, it’s Oscar time, baby.

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Angelina Jolie fans may now rejoice.  The Angelina Jolie photo gallery is now up.  Enjoy!

These will be updated as often as we get new pictures for them (which should be fairly often) so keep checking back for more…

(Don’t forget to check out the Paris Hilton gallery as well…)

1. Get in the (fashion) line: The lesser Hilton unveils a fashion line along with other celebs, including the white trash-tastic Jaime Pressly. I’d tell you what other celebs had clothing lines, but they’d just bore you. After all, Nicky reportedly had models dancing to “Toni Basil’s ’80s hit ‘Mickey,’ changed to ‘Oh Nicky.’” You just can’t beat marketing skills like that.
2. Why I’m going to run for office: New Mexico govenor dines with Jessica Simpson.
3. Not funny: Sheryl Crow is fighting cancer, and it looks like she’s winning. Lance Armstrong, no stranger to Crow or cancer speaks to Star Magazine on the subject.
4. Try as they might, TomKat can’t break free of rumors.
5. Carmen Electra, opera fan?

6. You can’t make this stuff up: Looks like the previous rumors are true. Paris Hilton will have to live the ‘Simple Life’ as she readies herself for the role of her life: Mother Teresa.

Photo provided by Photorazzi.

That’s right, kids.  A Paris Hiton photo gallery is now on the site.  Paris Hilton is our favorite for sure, so she came first.  Check back for galleries of other celebs soon.  You may now heap praise in our general direction.

Why is American Idol taking the gold and leaving NBC with a 600 million dollar silver?

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1. I Ain’t callin’ him a gold digga: Nick (the former Mr. Simpson) Lachey is “reserving the right to seek spousal support“. As if we didn’t know who wore the pants in the family.
2. Speaking of male gold diggers, Kevin Federline’s “rap” debut is worthy of a Newsweek article. It probably was his white-boy-from-Fresno cred, not his marriage that got him the article.
3. Things that make you go “Ewwww!” Scott Stapp and Kid Rock are apparently in some sex tape or another. I guess it has the allure of watching a car wreck.
4. An actor had drug problems. That’s worth talking about on 60 Minutes.
5. Things straight men can’t do: Isaac Mizrahi defends acting like a drunken frat-boy on the red carpet.
6. Oh, yea. Normally this blog steers away from politics. Not enough beautiful people you know. But when Dick Cheney becomes the second sitting VP to shoot someone, something has to be said.

As the Olympics roll on, celebrities are being born and others are finding that they will only get 7 of their 15 minutes of fame.  Never mind that people who can’t sing will outshine them anyway.  Forget medal counts, here’s what really matters, the celebrity count, and the results might surprise you.

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It’s comforting to know that women are attached to the sullen charm exuded by the character Lloyd Dobler in Say Anything.  Enough so that it’s worthy of a column in the Washington Post over 15 years after the movie came out.

Of course, it doesn’t hurt that the character was played by John Cusack, who’s movie star looks also landed him the lead in America’s Sweethearts, where he played the tall, dark and handsome movie star he is, rather than a misunderstood teen.  It could be easily dismissed as fantasy.  But I’ve also noticed several celebrities who bear more resembelance to Lloyd and less to Cusack.

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Well, here it comes: a breakup report for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes has happened, and they haven’t even had a kid yet.  I honestly don’t think anyone thought they ever were a real couple, but they have followed the classic pattern of breakups.

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1. I always thought that Natalie Portman would look just like Sinéad O’Connor if she only shaved her head.  Why I think about things like that is beyond me.  Now I get to find out if I’m right.
2. Americans in Paris:  Will Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt end up neighbors to Johnny Depp?  They sure seem to be the happy couple there.
3. Her boots were made for walkin’, but are here $160 open toe shoes made for selling?  Jessica Simpson has gone from acne-prone B-list teen singer to an upscale brand.
4. You can’t make this stuff up: Someone wants Paris Hilton to play Mother Teresa.  You can’t accuse them of type casting.
5. Instead of, “May I see your license and registration?” it will be “don’t make me angry, you won’t like me when I’m angry.”  The Hulk gets a badge.
6. Scott Stapp outdoes Britney in the Redneck with Money competition by gettting married and arrested in the same day.